Koi Jaane Na movie review: Watch this excruciating film only for Aamir Khan’s song

Koi Jaane Na movie cast: Kunal Kapoor, Amyra Dastur, Neha Mahajan, Ashwini Kalsekar, Atul Kulkarni, Karim Hajee, Achint Kaur, Vidya Malvade, Aditya Lakhia, Raj Zutshi
Koi Jaane Na movie director: Amin Hajee
Koi Jaane Na movie ranking: Half star

‘Koi Jaane Na’ interprets as No One Knows. So prophetic, you assume, as quickly because the film opens. Because nobody fairly appears to know simply what’s happening, for each excruciating minute of two hours.

Kunal Kapoor is a author with a block. Said author’s vengeful ex (Vidya Malvade) scrunches her face and declares conflict. Why does she hate him so? We don’t know.

The only means for our pal to save lots of himself is take off to a picturesque Panchgani cottage, and churn out one more motivational tome. Trouble is, he has a secret, and it has to do with books that are low cost thrillers, not the one he’s feted for by his fawning followers. How lengthy will he be capable of conceal?

A bunch of individuals are out to dig the reality, whether or not he likes it or not. Ditsy woman with a darkish previous (Amyra Dastur), lusty wench with a sliding ‘pallu’ (Neha Mahajan), scowly cop (Ashwini Kalsekar), smart-mouthed full-time sleuth, part-time reporter (Karim Hajee), stealth photographer (Aditya Lakhia), ballsy agent in a shock of mahogany hair (Achint Kaur), kindly physician with a protracted gaze (Atul Kulkarni), and a Labrador who goes by the identify of Charmer.

So, what’s this about? Writers in search of inspiration? The deserves of pulp fiction versus critical, noble-minded literature? Damaged younger girls trying for closure? Why do the our bodies start piling up? Why are there portraits of caped crusaders in a secret room? Why do killers channelling Jack Nicholson roam round sporting hoodies?

Questions, questions.

Were there writers on the job? Is this actually a film? Who is aware of? The only factor I can let you know with any conviction is that Aamir Khan continues to be as horny a dancer as he has all the time been, and his merchandise quantity with Elli AvRam is the only factor value watching within the movie. That, and the lab.

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